I wanna tear down the walls that hold me inside

I may have just made a terrible mistake. I got one of these. Remember those things? They're pretty good if you want to label something. And pretty bad if you have strong labeling impulses and a reckless sense of whimsy. Pretty soon everything I own will have a hard alt tag.

Oh, also I have reached new heights in my ability to confuse one name with another. I've never done this out loud, that I recall, but sometimes I think of a person and a similar but importantly wrong name will pop into my head. In my youth it was Gary Cooper and Gary Coleman. A few years ago it was Wilfrid Sellars and Peter Sellers. Now...well, now I just need to keep reminding myself that Maynard G. Krebs was not a five-time Socialist Presidential candidate.